(Source: thebluetimebox)
“Hello Lifealert”
“Hello Stella, are you okay?”
“… is your refrigerator running?”
“Stella, we’re all getting a little tired of your shit”
when you’re trying to enjoy a picnic and theres a bee flying around your head
laaaz chreesmas i gabe ju my haart pero like da bery nexx day ju gabe it awaaaay :’(
*5th grade boy voice* yeah bro I’m a lesbian that means I like girls xDDDD
